Sparky here bringing you some fireplace jokes for the holidays. And keeping with the theme of this blog they all center around the fireplace.
Why does Santa like to go down chimneys? Because it soots him!
But isn’t he afraid he’ll get stuck? Yes, he gets Santa Claus-trophobic.
Won’t all that soot make him sick? No. He’s had his flue shot.
But what if there’s a fire in the fireplace? Santa then becomes Krisp Kringle!
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Tip: This is the time of year to gather family and friends around your hearth and count your blessings.